In love with a Blogger:
He: I like you and I know you don’t. I can’t force you to like me.
She:
I hope you understand.
He: Yeah. But hey, I hope you are not going to blog about this proposal.
She:
Nope. I won’t.
Half
an hour later
Post
Title – The Proposal
*Now,
what should be the character’s name?*
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The Misunderstanding:
She: Come on, she was not worth your
love. Move on buddy. And what is all this shit about not getting married
ever? Trust me, if you don’t marry, then an amazing woman shall loose an opportunity
to have a superb husband in you.
He:
*Amazing woman? Oh my God, is she talking
about herself? *
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What are friends for?
Me: Tomorrow is first exam of our MBA. Its accounts and you are a science graduate.
Would you pass?
Friend: Don’t you worry. I am going to score good in this paper too.
Me: Ok. What is a balance sheet?
Friend: Balance sheet is where journal entries are made.
Me: *He is going to fail*
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Destiny?
Jia: You know I have phobia of doctors. Just tell him that I have fever and cough.
Mom: You can’t take medicines like that every time. And this new doctor doesn’t prescribe medicines without seeing the patient.
Jia: Then, I would prefer dying here.
*A
year later on a wedding card*
Jia Weds Dr. Sushant
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Tit for Tat:
Neha: That client Rahul is giving me such nightmares with the agreement. He just
rejects whatever I propose.
Meera: Forget him. Somebody coming to see you tomorrow for arranged marriage thing?
Neha: I don’t even know who has been called by Mom now?
*Next
Day*
"Rahul
Malhotra, you are so getting rejected". *Cheshire Cat Grin*