Saturday, 25 April 2015

V - Vanilla Ice-cream

He:
You women. I just can't fathom you people
She:
Now what have we done?
He:
Really. How do your minds work? Tell me please!
She:
Stop ranting and tell me which woman is responsible behind this rant?
He:
Not one in particular. Just amazed at what do you really want? I mean poor nice guys have no chance with you all. Isn't it?
She:
See. It's not that we don’t like nice guys. But there is some charm in bad boys
He:
And then you women cry when your hearts get broken by these bad boys and you treat nice guys with the yardstick that you should have actually treated the bad boys with
She:
Well. Law of attraction works in weird ways is all I can say
He:
Weird weird ways
She:
See, nice guys are umm, like vanilla ice-cream. The basic flavour. But as they say, anything that is forbidden is all the more desirable. Like chocolate. I mean it's not forbidden per se but it's definitely more sinful
He:
Right. And you like sinful
She:
I never said that
He:
So what am I?
She:
What do you mean?
He:
I mean where do I stand? Nice guy or bad boy?
She:
You are vanilla ice-cream smeared with dark chocolate sauce
He:
And what does that mean?
She:
That you are all the more irresistible ;)


This post is written as a part of April A to Z Challenge - 2015

16 comments:

  1. Aha! What an end to the complexity of men and women..vanilla ice cream:)

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    1. haha... Now isn't that great, Vishal?? :P

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  2. Hahaaaa- cute sum up- try go arguing with that:-)

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  3. Ha ha that's so cute, I prefer coffee flavored ice-cream by the way ;)

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    1. Thanks Prasanna. Coffee flavoured - should try that soon ;)

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  4. Hahaha.. that is so cute.. and the way you ended it was perfect..!
    Loved the comparison you did for the choices with the ice cream flavours.. it is so original and true..
    You rock gal..

    Cheers

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  5. The was fab :) And what a comparison...wow!!

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  6. Yes Vanilla ice-cream with chocolate sauce sounds like the perfect guy. Yummy.
    Dropping by from the A to Z
    Suzy at Someday Somewhere

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    1. Oh yes, he does sound perfect ;) Thanks for dropping by Suzy :)

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  7. That was a perfect ending to the argument and yeah, sounds irresistibly delicious! :)

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  8. He he ... loved her response :D

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