V - Vanilla Ice-cream

He:	You women. I just can't fathom you people
She:	Now what have we done?
He:	Really. How do your minds work? Tell me please!
She:	Stop ranting and tell me which woman is responsible behind this rant?
He:	Not one in particular. Just amazed at what do you really want? I mean poor nice guys have no chance with you all. Isn't it?
She:	See. It's not that we don’t like nice guys. But there is some charm in bad boys
He:	And then you women cry when your hearts get broken by these bad boys and you treat nice guys with the yardstick that you should have actually treated the bad boys with
She:	Well. Law of attraction works in weird ways is all I can say
He:	Weird weird ways
She:	See, nice guys are umm, like vanilla ice-cream. The basic flavour. But as they say, anything that is forbidden is all the more desirable. Like chocolate. I mean it's not forbidden per se but it's definitely more sinful
He:	Right. And you like sinful
She:	I never said that
He:	So what am I?
She:	What do you mean?
He:	I mean where do I stand? Nice guy or bad boy?
She:	You are vanilla ice-cream smeared with dark chocolate sauce
He:	And what does that mean?
She:	That you are all the more irresistible ;) This post is written as a part of April A to Z Challenge - 2015