In love with a Blogger:
He: I like you and I know you don’t. I can’t force you to like me.
She:
I hope you understand.
He: Yeah. But hey, I hope you are not going to blog about this proposal.
She:
Nope. I won’t.
Half
an hour later
Post
Title – The Proposal
*Now,
what should be the character’s name?*
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The Misunderstanding:
She: Come on, she was not worth your
love. Move on buddy. And what is all this shit about not getting married
ever? Trust me, if you don’t marry, then an amazing woman shall loose an opportunity
to have a superb husband in you.
He:
*Amazing woman? Oh my God, is she talking
about herself? *
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What are friends for?
Me: Tomorrow is first exam of our MBA. Its accounts and you are a science graduate.
Would you pass?
Friend: Don’t you worry. I am going to score good in this paper too.
Me: Ok. What is a balance sheet?
Friend: Balance sheet is where journal entries are made.
Me: *He is going to fail*
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Destiny?
Jia: You know I have phobia of doctors. Just tell him that I have fever and cough.
Mom: You can’t take medicines like that every time. And this new doctor doesn’t prescribe medicines without seeing the patient.
Jia: Then, I would prefer dying here.
*A
year later on a wedding card*
Jia Weds Dr. Sushant
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Tit for Tat:
Neha: That client Rahul is giving me such nightmares with the agreement. He just
rejects whatever I propose.
Meera: Forget him. Somebody coming to see you tomorrow for arranged marriage thing?
Neha: I don’t even know who has been called by Mom now?
*Next
Day*
"Rahul
Malhotra, you are so getting rejected". *Cheshire Cat Grin*
This
post is written for the Write Tribe Festival of Words – Day 6 And the
theme was 55 Fiction.
Hey Jyotsna,
ReplyDeleteI found it so difficult to write one, how did u manage to write a bunch ??
Hey Ananya, well you could say that I was in some real good mood ;)
DeleteI liked Destiny and tit for tat.
ReplyDeleteThanks you :)
DeleteAhaa loved the tit for tat one the most... Well written. Thanks for sharing a bundle of them..
ReplyDeleteThank you Rajlakshmi. Glad you liked them :)
DeleteI just loved it all :)
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot Dr. Sushree :)
Deletehahahahahahahaha...that was soooo awesome !!
ReplyDeleteI loved the destiny and the misunderstanding..hahahahahahaha
:D :D Glad this worked as your daily dose of laughter Red ;)
DeleteWow so many. I loved all.
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot Usha Ma'am :)
Deleteloved each of them...from spicy to sweet...what variety! Each ending with fabulous twist in the end.
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot Sugandha :)
DeleteI loved Destiny and Tit for tat.:)
ReplyDeleteThanks Kalpana :)
DeleteI loved the first & last two! Really cool! :D
ReplyDelete:D Thanks for the 'Cool' Amrita ;)
DeleteHahaha! I loved Destiny and The Misunderstanding the most! :)
ReplyDelete:D Hope you enjoyed Soumya :)
DeleteLol! Goodness, she's cheeky!
ReplyDeleteHehehe ;)
DeleteAll are so good! Grinning! *Cheshire Cat Grin*
ReplyDeleteCreative best :)
Thank you for the 'creative best' Anita :)
Deletewow!! lovely little stories!! "In love with blogger", "the misunderstanding" and "Destiny?" were instant favorite!
ReplyDeleteAww.. Thanks Nibhz.. for making them instant favorites :)
DeleteLoved all your amazing stories.' In love with a blogger' is my favorite, the end was cheeky :)
ReplyDeleteHehe.. Sulekkha Ma'am Thank you :) We all would identify with that, isn't it ;)
DeleteThat's a big bouquet of some wonderful 55ers!! I liked the first one the mostest! :D
ReplyDeleteBlogger connection here Shilpa ;) Glad you enjoyed my bouquet :)
DeleteWhat an amazingly beautiful package, Jyotsna. First one is epic while others are awesome:)
ReplyDeleteThanks Vishal. You obviously identify with the 'epic' one ;)
Deletethis is like a Christmas gift... :) loved most of it...
ReplyDeleteWow, Thanks Amrit for calling this a 'Christmas gift'. :)
Deletelovely lovely set. good collection.. and we want more...!! :D
ReplyDeleteThanks Meera.. Hope to churn out more soon :)
DeleteSuch a pretty collection. I love destiny and tit for tat to the core!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! you must have been a very good mood when you wrote these :)
ReplyDelete:D :D Yes, I was in a pretty good mood Seeta ;)
DeleteDestiny was my favourite too :) Good ones, all of them, Jyo!
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot Shailja :)
DeleteAll of them are wonderful. :-D..I liked the first one most :-) ..
ReplyDeleteThanks Maniparna.. the Blogger connection, eh? ;)
DeleteLike Maniparna I liked the first one the most but ofcourse all were really nice :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Nabanita.. Glad you enjoyed them :)
DeleteHaha! Destiny was really funny, so was the one with the balance sheet. :P
ReplyDelete:D Thanks girl :)
DeleteLiked the misunderstanding post the most, it has several layers of meaning to it. Tit for tat was a good idea, sometimes it just feels good to do Tit for tat & then say it aloud even with our loved ones perhaps !
ReplyDeleteThank you so much. Glad you liked them :)
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