Sunday, 1 December 2013

Conditions Apply








Wish to be a tenant of Bigg Boss House? Following conditions apply:
*        Should have made a hit-and-miss appearance in movies or television
*        Talented enough to get angry at the drop of a hat
*        Ability to scream at the top of vocal cords
*        Capable of washing dirty linen in public
*        Adept at over-showing emotions

Any takers?


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I feasted on romance in novels, was drunk on the idea of love portrayed in them and waited for my Prince Charming. I couldn’t believe my luck when he proposed exactly like my favourite character. Little had I known, that love in today’s times comes with * mark quoting Conditions Apply in tiniest fonts! Sigh.


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It never bothered you when I wrote love poems. Sometimes I can also put up a rant for the fight we had on the blog. That’s my way of calming down. Plus, I never mentioned your name. I wrote it as fiction. We writers come with Conditions Apply. Didn’t you read them before getting married?   






This post is written for '55 on Friday - 2' by Write Tribe. The prompt was 

'Conditions Apply'

29 comments:

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    1. Thanks Talya. Welcome to my blog. Glad to have you here :)

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  2. Also totally agree with "..We writers come with Conditions Apply*.."

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    1. Thankyou Sivakarthik. I guess, most of the writers/bloggers would agree on this ;)

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  3. Ha ha, can't stop laughing at it. Beautiful treatment!

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  4. Excellent bunch of 'conditions apply'. Enjoyed reading them.

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  5. :D Big boss conditions are too good.

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    1. Haha... Yeah.. thats the flavour of the season ;)

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  6. the big boss one is brilliant.. the other two are sweet :)
    Just Spiiled It Out

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  7. Rofl! The bigg boss one is too good!

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    1. Haha.. Sreesha, next time you watch that show, you would remember me for sure ;)

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    1. :D :D Just watching the show and finding all the above symptoms ;)

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  9. Loved the big boss one the most

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  10. My first time here. I particularly loved the last one :)

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    1. Heyaa.. Welcome to my space.. Glad to have you here :):)

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  11. wonderful takes on the prompt, jyotsna :)

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  12. very beautifully written...the last one is very relative :)

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    1. Thanks for dropping by Karan.. Yeah it is :)

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