Conditions Apply

Wish to be a tenant of Bigg Boss House? Following conditions apply:

*        Should have made a hit-and-miss appearance in movies or television

*        Talented enough to get angry at the drop of a hat

*        Ability to scream at the top of vocal cords

*        Capable of washing dirty linen in public

*        Adept at over-showing emotions

Any takers?

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I feasted on romance in novels, was drunk on the idea of love portrayed in them and waited for my Prince Charming. I couldn’t believe my luck when he proposed exactly like my favourite character. Little had I known, that love in today’s times comes with * mark quoting Conditions Apply in tiniest fonts! Sigh.

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It never bothered you when I wrote love poems. Sometimes I can also put up a rant for the fight we had on the blog. That’s my way of calming down. Plus, I never mentioned your name. I wrote it as fiction. We writers come with Conditions Apply. Didn’t you read them before getting married?   

This post is written for '55 on Friday - 2' by Write Tribe. The prompt was 

'Conditions Apply'